Backeotomy

When your back is extremely sore.

I woke up and my back is so sore that I need a backeotomy.

by rahali08 August 22, 2017

bacherlory

Home decor that is obviously designed for a single masculine male.

Wow that room is really bacherlory!

by LightningLovesThunder December 18, 2017

bachelor's cuppa soup

When one projectile vomits into a vagina then proceeds to eat the contents. Always resulting in the girl leaving you immediatly on your own again.

Dave- I took Janet back to mine for a bachelor's cuppa soup last night.

Pete- On yer own again now then?

Dave- Yeh, don't think I'm ever going to find someone who will let me barf in her bitch hole.

by gimpshoe May 6, 2018

Baconeater

One who enjoys eating of the feminine bacon slices. See Muffdiver, Purveyor of the pink lettuce, cunnilingus

Jeez, Larry always smells of fish, he's such a baconeater.

by invisiblefoobear June 5, 2018

bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.

Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."

by Lil241 June 11, 2018

babneet

Also known as the Big Sex, a Babneet is 100% guaranteed to be a sexy brown man with tiger like eyes that can lure in any woman. He is often observed studying and working out, and leading as an exemplary human being. Let that not fool you from the fact that a Babneet has the personality of an angel.

"Oh my god that guy is a total Babneet, you know he will give me the Big Sex" - Any Woman

by Michael Arts September 14, 2018

Baciety

When you havebacon anxiety. This can happen if you are overwhelmed with emotion anticipating the arrival of bacon.

David felt baciety because he wasn't sure if room service would get his breakfast order right the next morning.

by Laeblas October 27, 2018