Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020
Get the Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montanamug. Alien Stage Flicker Gooning is the act of flicker gooning while listening to ALIEN STAGE music, going with the melody to time your strokes.
“Yo I was beating my meat so hard to Round 6 yesterday”
“Oh, so you were alien stage flicker gooning?”
“YESSS I LOVE FAPPING MY BONER TO ALIEN STAGE IT TURNS ME ON AND I DONT NEED ANY LUBRICANT RAWDOGGING MY SHIT”
“Oh, so you were alien stage flicker gooning?”
“YESSS I LOVE FAPPING MY BONER TO ALIEN STAGE IT TURNS ME ON AND I DONT NEED ANY LUBRICANT RAWDOGGING MY SHIT”
by femboyIicker73 September 19, 2025
Get the alien stage flicker gooningmug. by Alexandra Beckerman September 4, 2016
Get the Aliensmug. Alien is not as smart as a nerd, not as dumb as a ratty. But some aliens are just nerds with ADHD so they are alien or even ratty until they get their next Adipex or Modafinil or Strattera. But the asshole racist Chinese ducter says "Stick to coffee". Strattera isn't even a stimulant. What the actual fuck?!
You just don't want me to get dangerous brain powers. But jokes on you, I'm getting buffer and swoler.
You just don't want me to get dangerous brain powers. But jokes on you, I'm getting buffer and swoler.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024
Get the Alienmug. by lil_swagger07 January 14, 2018
Get the alien sunsetmug. by Sukon Mabalsak July 12, 2011
Get the Red Alienmug. A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. The scientific name for this rare breed of whale is a ‘Benji’ whale. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown you.
by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022
Get the Fat alien whalemug.