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salad wanker

an individual that often consumes salad.
hey that tom kid is such a salad wanker
i know he lives on a ford too
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is cereal a salad

When you want to be healthy, and make proper decisions go with a healthy salad, with a bit of sugar! Cereal is small like a salad and fits in a bowl, and if you want some dressing go with some nice refreshing milk!!!
Is cereal a salad?,Yes! Yes cereal is a salad!
by Josmeg17 September 21, 2017
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cock-salad

3 or more dicks fitting into a girls mouth at once.
<dude 1> hey what was that thing we gave to Stephanie K. last night?
<dude 2> we fed her a cock salad
<dude 1> lol
<dude 2> lol
by phil May 10, 2004
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dope salad

1. a very fuckable girl (basically the combination of dope and salad amplifies their shared meaning)

2. anything totally shibby

(variations: dope casserole, dope souffle, dope a la mode)
"dude i can't believe you didn't tap dat ass! she is DOPE SALAD!"
"whatever man, i just wanted to kiss the small of her back."
"at least you shoulda given her a little dickle. weak sauce!"
by Tim October 22, 2004
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Klingon Salad

When one person is getting his/her ass eaten (tossed salad)the eater dislodges pieces of toilet paper (Klingons) from the eatee's ass.
Lisa is likely to suggest a quick swim before sex to avoid another Klingon Salad.
by Joe Wille August 8, 2006
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salad fingers

Salad fingers is a flash animation by the wonderful and disturbing mind of David Firth. Salad Fingers seems to be a man based on schitzophrenia patients with other mental problems as well. he sees the world as not really there due to his mental illness and seperation from what is going on.
it is true that you have to have a little bit of brain-power and the give-a-damn to see beyond the obvious picture, which in itself is stupid, pointless, disturbing. once you see the meaning behind it, it's a very insightful and artistic look into the mind of a mentally ill person. if you can gather the awesome strength of not mindlessly gazing at the pretty pictures and the groups of letters called 'words', it's easier to grasp the concept David Firth is laying out there. it's really sad, seeing as alot of people out there think the way Salad Fingers does...if you don't like it, fine, but the show brings up very true points about the world and its people.
idgit a: salad fingers is so dumb! he's icky!
nam: you don't have a psychologic bone in your body. go back to watching powerpuff girls; that's probably mindless enough for your mental capacity.
by Nammy October 8, 2007
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Cat Salad

An extremely insulting term used in rugby league circles to describe players who are soft, effeminate, timid, and generally do not embody the spirit of the great game of rugby league. There is no greater insult that can be directed at a rugby league player. To be called "a cat salad", or simply "cat salad", is a great source of shame and ignominy for a rugby league player, and otherwise promising rugby league careers have been ruined as a result of cat salad accusations.
Whilst a rugby league player is lining up a goal kick, a spectator might yell out: "You're nothing but a bloody cat salad, mate!", or, "Go home, ya filthy little cat salad". Another example would be where a group of rugby league spectators might chant in unison (usually directed towards a particular player from the opposing team): "cat salad, cat salad, cat salad", or derivations thereof.
by Ly Hai Long August 12, 2011
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