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tuna wrap

When a woman pulls her vaginal lips out and wraps them around the face of her partner while he or she is giving them oral sex.
I had to take an extra shower last night because that chick I picked up at the bar last night gave me a tuna wrap.
by Charlie the Tuna 001 June 3, 2010
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contract warp

deviation from a marriage 'contract'...upon getting 'married-up'; the wife (or husband!) refuses to "put-out". -the 'shut-down' partner then seeks 'solace' outside the marriage. -upon discovery of the 'sin', the offending party becomes 'the devil'

usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)

when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
he was pumping every 'pelt' in town, because of contract warp!

contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!

layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
by michael foolsley November 13, 2011
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Pooch Wrapped

The act of wrapping your hand around your partner's penis and jacking him off.
A: Dude, did you get lucky last night?

B: Nah man, I only got pooch wrapped.
by yomamma80 June 20, 2011
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The Wrap Game

A dangerous game played on or before christmas, usually involving the wrapping or unwrapping of presents.
Child #1: Santa used gingerbread man wrapping paper for my present this year!

Child #2: You a fool, that wasn't santa, everyone knows your mommy's been involved in the wrap game since the grinch stole christmas.
by BigA94 April 29, 2013
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Shrink-wrap

Being forced or guilted into going to therapy.
I will not go to a therapist! Don't shrink-wrap me!
by Sodom-You June 19, 2013
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Film wrap

A condom made out of tinfoil and plastic bags with tape = a film wrap
by Nerdytits April 25, 2015
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Chicken Wrap

Pass me a Chicken Wrap so i could go, hit (Have Sexual Intercourse) Tia.
by Shon23 June 19, 2015
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