wobber bobble

its when you buy a water bottle and then you say "wobber bobble" and then you get made fun of for your weird accent then you call them racist and you win the argument instantly

me: wobber bobble
you: stupid accent hahaha are you like stupidese or smth
me: erm actually thats racist
you: YIKE (singular)

by NOT spong im actually goated March 15, 2024

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Wobbercott

An imaginary character or creature that parents can call upon when their children are being disobedient. Wobbercotts change form depending on what a childs imagination think that they look like ! Also they are only capable of doing things the children's own imagination comes up with wobbercotts can be beckoned by parents and caregivers and are a way to get children to behave without scaring them too badly! Therefore a child or group of misbehaving children can only be scared or threatened into behaving by thier own psyche or imagination!

You better get to bed or I’m going to have to call the Wobbercotts ...and you know that they can only get you if you’re not listening to your parents if you’re behaving, they won’t be able to bother you so mind your parents and be good kids. -Older sister says when babysitter her younger siblings. Sissy what do the Wobbercotts look like though? Big sis replies...o i cant tell you that because they all look different depending on the kid that they are getting. You see all kids have differemt imaginations and Wobbercotts apear to kids in thier imagination or dreams so they look however you decide amd when misbehaving they can only do to you what you imagine they can and all children imagine different things are possible so you might imagine a purple scary creature tjat tickles your toes at nigjt while your little brother imagines a creature that looks like a frog and ribbets annoying songs in his ears all day! But none of that matters if you are minding your parents , following rules and being well behaved children! Goodnight said the Big to her lil's

by Emmylouluv August 24, 2025

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Wobbercott

An imaginary character or creature that parents can call upon when their children are being disobedient. Wobbercotts change form depending on what a childs imagination think that they look like ! Also they are only capable of doing things the children's own imagination comes up with wobbercotts can be beckoned by parents and caregivers and are a way to get children to behave without scaring them too badly! Therefore a child or group of misbehaving children can only be scared or threatened into behaving by thier own psyche or imagination!

You better get to bed or I’m going to have to call the Wobbercotts ...and you know that they can only get you if you’re not listening to your parents if you’re behaving, they won’t be able to bother you so mind your parents and be good kids. -Older sister says when babysitter her younger siblings. Sissy what do the Wobbercotts look like though? Big sis replies...o i cant tell you that because they all look different depending on the kid that they are getting. You see all kids have differemt imaginations and Wobbercotts apear to kids in thier imagination or dreams so they look however you decide amd when misbehaving they can only do to you what you imagine they can and all children imagine different things are possible so you might imagine a purple scary creature tjat tickles your toes at nigjt while your little brother imagines a creature that looks like a frog and ribbets annoying songs in his ears all day! But none of that matters if you are minding your parents , following rules and being well behaved children! Goodnight said the Big to her lil's

by Emmylouluv August 24, 2025

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