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A Wobbe is a person, usually a male, that is small, a little bit chubby, and has a round face. Usually this person is 12 years old, but that can vary.
This person looks a little bit like a poltergeist "De Plaaggeest".
"HAHA, look at that Wobbe over there!"

"Hey that guy, with the funny face looks a little bit like the poltergeist"
"Yeah you're right! I'll bet for 100 dollar that his name is Wobbe."
Wobbe by Dennis89 January 31, 2008
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Lake Wobegonorrhea 

The STD that people got from listening to Garrison Keillor too long.
"My doctor diagnosed me with Lake Wobegonorrhea," said the wife to the husband, "because I listened to Garrison Keillor too much on NPR."
Lake Wobegonorrhea by NiraMillson November 28, 2016
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A guy named Robert that can't pronounce his Rs.
Yo Wobert whats going on.
Wobert by Lnk3 November 15, 2017

Wobble Goblins 

Jesus! Check out the wobble goblins on that!
Wobble Goblins by shudjonk June 5, 2018

Jake Webber 

An amazing guy with a smile that brights up the whole world in a second.
Jake Webber by Jake Webber Fan April 11, 2019

Wobbiejogged 

A slang Appalachian word meaning crooked, out-of-wack, or misaligned.
Naw, Jim, ya gotta git me dat hamma 'gain. Dis picture's all wobbiejogged.
Wobbiejogged by dodobirdy February 17, 2015

wibbly wobbley timey wimey 

A reference from a BBC Sci-Fi television series, where the main protagonist, the Doctor, tries to explain time to a character in the episode named Sally Sparrow. And describes that time is a big ball of "wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff." Or a ball of time where you can take any path alter any time line. Which is true, proven by Astrophysicist, Neil Degrasse Tyson.
Now used to describe something as very confusing.
This math problem is so wibbly wobbley timey wimey. It's so confusing.