1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.
2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.
3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.
2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.
3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.
Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?
Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.
Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.
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Someone who experiences weekendsomnia
person 1: Dude, You look tired.
person 2: Yeah. I know.
person 1: Did you even sleep.
person 2: Nah man, I'm a weekendsomniac.
person 2: Yeah. I know.
person 1: Did you even sleep.
person 2: Nah man, I'm a weekendsomniac.
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person 2: What! Dude, you got that on Friday.
person 1: I know but I don't sleep on weekends.
person 2: I think you have weekendsomnia.
person 2: What! Dude, you got that on Friday.
person 1: I know but I don't sleep on weekends.
person 2: I think you have weekendsomnia.
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Mike: Hey June
June: Hey Mike, how was your weekend?
Mike: My weekend was awesome until I came down with a really bad case of weekend syndrome
June: Dam, sorry to hear that Mike
June: Hey Mike, how was your weekend?
Mike: My weekend was awesome until I came down with a really bad case of weekend syndrome
June: Dam, sorry to hear that Mike
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