Pony Wipe

The wiping of a pony.

"Excuse me sir, but I have wiped your pony."

"Excuse me sir, but can I wipe your pony?"

"Excuse me sir, but could you please wipe my pony?"

"Excuse me sir, but I believe that was a Pony Wipe."

by Phil Lindermann August 8, 2006

pubic-wipe

An asswipe used to wipe your puberty hair. See "asswipe" and see "puberty hair".

Damn that pubic-wipe has is all dirty now that you used it to wipe your puberty hair!

by SMR May 14, 2004

knob wipe

wet wipe for wiping ones knob after sex

can you pass me a knob wipe please!!!!

by ginger jim January 14, 2008

mind wipe

A horrific sex act where the victim is tied to the bed (or where ever you want them) and continuously whipped and beaten. After that the person craps all over the victim and proceed to steamroll them. Then, the person forces the victim to vomit into a bowl. Now you take a knife and cut them so they bleed into the bowl. Now you crap in the bowl and use this liquid as anal lube. Where you use this liquid to rape them as hard as humanly possible. You repeat this until the victim goes totally mentally insane. Once they go insane, dump them in the dumpster and repeat.

In going to Mind wipe your child

by Phantasm316 November 2, 2017

cock wipe

Cock wipe. This is what you do if you take a nasty shit but then you realize that there is no toilet paper to be found anywhere in the bathroom. It should be regarded as a last resort, and unlike what is suggested in example 2, an assisted cock wipe is NOT okay.

1) Shit, there isn't any toilet paper left...I better just do a cock wipe.

5 minutes later...shit, i have a tiny dick.

2) Guy 1: DuDe! Do you have any toilet paper in your bathroom?
Guy 2: (coming into the bathroom) Nah man, I got you covered though.
Guy 1: WHOA?!? what are you doing? Are you gay???
Guy 2: No, don't worry, it's just an assisted cock wipe.

3) Guy 1: You don't have any toilet paper in your whole house???
Guy 2: Nope, that's wasteful. I'm eco-friendly.

Guy 3: Huh?
Guy 2: Cock wipes.

by ziiiiiiiiiiiiikaaaaaaaaaaa September 18, 2009

sanity wipe

The wipe you issue just to make sure no more fudge dragon is left over after a bowel movement.

I got my sanity wipe in because I knew i was gonna be gettin' some tonight.

by Lance M. Snyder December 17, 2006

Pipe wipe

When you pull your penis out of any ass hole and it has poop on it so you grab the nearest rag or any thing to wipe it off what ever it may be it’s a pipe wipe

I was doing my ol lady in the arse and when I pulled it out my penis had poop on it so my blanket became my pipe wipe

by 3-buck chuck October 1, 2018