Flesh Winter

A love related experience that went badly.

"Man, the first date was a total flesh winter"

"I don't even like her, if she asks me our it's gunna be a total flesh winter"

"I really like her but were too different. If we went out it would be a flesh winter"

by icyco1 July 8, 2009

Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.

"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."

by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019

Dark Winter

Occured during the winter of 2003 (middle of January - early March) on the Heroes of the Lance messageboard on GameFAQs. The nude midget hara kiri psyco marked every topic for being off topic. The rest of the crotch mullet-envying moderators came shuffling in and raped the board, deleting nearly every topic. The board was essentially dead, with 3 or 4 open topics at most. Kept from virtual board death by regular posting from five Heroes of the Lance crew members: death2nudemidgets, Dr Slinky, NES hardcore, StanStepanic, and TTRay.

The Dark Winter reached its lowest point when the board was left with just two regular posters, StanStepanic and TTRay. Hopefully, it will never be repeated again.

Hara kiri smells of orangutan feces, rotting trout, and Heinz 57

by death2nudemidgets October 7, 2003

Low Winter Sun

A slang term meaning to force something new down a person's throat by attaching it to something that is already popular. Origin stems from the AMC failed television show called Low Winter Sun, which piggybacked the popular show Breaking Bad by constantly running commercials, adverts, promos, and sneak previews during the final season. Ultimately, the show was so disliked it was cancelled before the first season even ended.

John: "Hey man, you really should watch Glee. It's just like Pitch Perfect! It has the same acapella singing styles and all the drama too. Come on man, you liked Pitch Perfect didn't you?!

Dave: "Oh my god, stop Low Winter Sunning me, okay? I'm not watching that ridiculous show.

by ktruso April 9, 2015

Groundhog Winter

The antonym of "Indian Summer": the last surprise phase of winter, often accompanied by a freeze or snowfall. Usually takes place after the first bloom of spring flowers.

I was about to wax the skis and pack away the gear, but Groundhog Winter hit bringing 10 inches of fresh and we're getting a bonus weekend out on the mountain.

by Duck Lewis April 13, 2011

brown Winter in your asshole

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.

Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.

by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011

Carmel Winter

noun; informal
noun: Carmel; plural noun: Carmels

A person or thing that has a depressing or dispiriting effect, often relating to a refusal to take part in the consumption of the alcoholic beverage beer.

"Hurry up and drink your beer you wank stain, you're being such a Carmel Winter."

by WELL May 15, 2015