whackings

The stuff left over when you are done using your weed whacker. Parallel cuttings when you cut your grass.

I just finished whacking all the weeds, but now I have to clean up all the whackings.

by Blackbird68 August 30, 2009

whacked off

Messed up (or screwed up) or bizarre. A combination of the phrase "out of whack" and "off line".

Does the jet lag still have your body clock all whacked off?

He's dating his step-sister? That's one whacked off family.

by Donkalo August 19, 2008

Whackamole

A boy who will go for every girl that pops up

He's such a whackamole, he goes for everyone.

by Buttonbuttons February 24, 2019

sacking my whacker

Just to jack off, plain and simple.

*Fap Fap Fap* Oh shit ma! Go away! I'm sacking my whacker in here!

by TexasColeSlawMassacre August 22, 2007

spittin mad whack

talkin bouts some straight up crazy shiz. Kna mean?

"Yo dawg! you gots all yo lampz in one boat! Ya follow?"

"Wha? You straight up spittin mad whack dawg!"

"word!"

by mickey l brown January 30, 2008

whack me off, buddy

whack me off, buddy is what a guy says to his jack-off squire whenever he wants a hand-job.

Matt always says " whack me off, buddy" when he wants me to jack him off!

by USAF Cadet August 8, 2021

Whackenhut

A mans place of refuge in which an environment oportunistic for viewing material while whacken with the least possibility of getting caught.

If I catch you kids in my whackenhut one more time I'm gonna hog tie ya.

Your whackenhut is a mess.

Settle down, maybe you need more time in the whackenhut.

by Indian Grimace January 19, 2005