Valentine's Day

Another excuse for your wife/girlfriend/fiancee to get mad at you for not buying them something

Matt: How'd your Valentine's Day go Dave?
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Valentine's day

A day that seems to have only been made to make single people feel worst about single and for gamers tomake memes about the fact that they are dating their ps4.

Larry: I'm so sad that I have no one for Valentine's day.

XxNoobMastser435xX: I'm with my ps4.

Larry: *plays notFunny ft. Didn'tLaugh

by NibbaHotCheetos February 17, 2020

Valentin

An unbelievably hot man, usually Russian. on the short side of the scale, Val is the coolest guy around. Done mess with val or hell send his Russian dog after you.

Betty: "did you see Valentin hot bod today"
Joe: "yea he is short but also my hero"

by Nargoth.theripper October 5, 2020

Valentino

Please reach into your vagina, pull out your balls, and stop being such an immature asshole.

Valentino: So how have you been?
Girl: Fuck off and go cry to your girlfriend.

by yallarejusthaters February 15, 2023

Bloody Valentine

A sexual situation in which a girl is giving a guy head while he's rubbing her Vaginal area with his foot, which gets her extremely excited. therefore, the girl to bites down HARD on the guys dick, causing him to bleeed. Sucks.

Bro i was gettin it from Cindy last nght... but all of a sudden i got a bloody valentine!

by VickiDefiner February 15, 2009

Valentine's Day

Lara Croft's birthday! :)

Lara Croft was born on Valentine's Day.

by Bionicle718 February 19, 2008

valentine's day

candy day

Valentine's Day is a great time to get some delicious candy.

by Gopi D. January 31, 2004