Tweet

A small furry bird, called a sparrow, who tweets. Not a moron on the internet, or you're girlfriend.

Only sparrows tweet.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

Tweet

1) n.

Any post on the popular social media network Twitter. Said to contain showerthoughts, fancams, inspirational quotes, comedy gems, people's emotions, and all else.
2) v.
To send such a post on Twitter.

Dude, why did you tweet this? This is offensive af

by slaptheBASS June 21, 2020

@theetoriana

Toriana (ashyminaj) is the most famous and funny stan on twitter. He is an iconic legend who carries stan twitter because all of them unfunny bitches be wack as fuck.

Follow @theetoriana on twitter or get s worded🔪

by theetoriana October 28, 2020

Tweeter

A word for "wedgie"

I have a tweeter

by Skwerl1016 March 4, 2021

Tweet Tweet

Marijuana mixed with molly

Man I've been smoking on that tweet tweet

by Dayman11389 January 26, 2021

Tweeter

The tiny speaker in one's audio system, not to be confused with some social media douchebag.

I blew the tweeters last night while blasting Led Zeppelin.

by Labial Licker April 2, 2021

Tweetbelt

A Tweetbelt (Tweet-Belt) is the action of not commenting or commenting #tweetbelt in reply to a incorrect or ridiculous claim made on social media platforms. This safety device is designed to secure you against the harmful movement that may have resulted during a collision with replies to a factually correct comment you might have made.

Idiots Post: “Over the last year immigration has doubled… and so have the number of cases of venereal disease in donkeys!!! Coincidence??? I THINK NOT”

You: #tweetbelt (then ignore any reply if you get one).

by Dan Iro August 14, 2021