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turkish mudslide

when a dude takes his cock and sticks it up another dudes asshole. then he fucks him so hard and fast that when he pulls out, shit slides out with his dick. is traditionally done by the pilgrims with pocahantus.
dude i totally just gave that chicken a turkish mudslide
by la mariposa October 13, 2008
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turin shroud

the piece of toilet paper used to cover a floater
Who left the turin shroud in the toilet?
by PFKnz June 26, 2006
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turkish telephone

Hiding a cellphone in one's anus
Slipping through security I had to pull off a turkish telephone.
by William Watts August 20, 2007
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Crop Tucking

The act of eating human and or monkey fecal matter then vomiting it up onto an unsuspecting guest, then steal it back and start eating it a second time, poop it into a cup, freeze it with a stick in the center. After waiting several hours put the chunky vomit poo into a cooler, begin driving a moped, find an ice road trucker and share the delicious treat. After having a snack with your new friend begin to masturbate violently, when the trucker sees you do this he will imediately get an erection (due to the frozen fecal matter vomit) then you will have anal sex with your new homosexual partner.
i was going to go bowling, but i was in a crop tucking mood ;)
by M!KL &0GG3$$ December 14, 2010
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turkish penis salad

Would you like some Turkish Penis Salad?
by Edward Waddlemar March 13, 2003
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Turkism

To give vague details and/or cryptic hints about something generally causing frustration with your audience.
"Eden wouldn't tell us which tranny he porked. He only gave a few ambiguous clues. The fucker totally dropped a turkism on us"
by CSi OT'er January 10, 2006
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Turning red

A movie we all thought was bad but it was actually pretty good (except for the cringy parts)
Person 1: Imma watch turning red. Do you wanna watch turning red with me?
Person 2: Sure, but I bet it's gonna be bad.

(After watching turning red)

Person 2: Not gonna lie, but that was pretty good! Except for the cringy parts.
Person 1: I know right!
by logicool May 26, 2022
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