Dirty Turtle

After you buttfuck Senator Mitch McConnell you make him go ass to mouth, that's the Dirty Turtle.

I was two miles up ole Mitch's dirt road when I when flipped him North to South and he gave me a Dirty Turtle!

by Echo One Romeo January 22, 2022

Pork turtle

It’s a turtle with wings and a hotdog as a neck. They fly and appear when you’re high.

Bro I smoked so much I can see pork turtles.

by Aadoog January 31, 2023

tempting the turtle

the act of subtly exciting oneself, by discreetly flicking the end ones knob, often in public.

1.Ethan. "dude it looks like that guy is playing with himself under the table".
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".

2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.

by spongecarrotsaysmoo December 6, 2009

Leveling Your Turtle

Another term for a guy masturbating

Cmon dude whats takin so long in there!? What are you leveling your turtle?

by Sanny C June 11, 2010

bert the turtle

A turtle used in the '50s to promote "Duck and Cover" in the case of an atomic bomb exploded. You can watch the video on you tube.

Tert The Burtle said, "Cuck and Dover" --- er, i mean, Bert the Turtle... same differemce

by Mr. Stinkypride February 2, 2017

tits on a turtle

Someone who is basically useless

She is basically tits on a turtle

by Curly March 22, 2017

Imma go polish my turtle

When a person feels uncomfortable in a sentence an feels the need to leave suddenly without alarming or making the other person/people mad. Also used to make your exit more lighthearted and funny.

"Aoife i heard you like Cole. But hes my ex."
"Welp imma go polish my turtle BOB junior now TA"

by aoifemxgann June 6, 2017