traffing station

Someone who farts a lot. Traf is fart spelled backwards. Therefore, a traffing station would be someone that is constantly ripping ass.

Dylan is the biggest traffing station that I know.

by Bill Schofield January 19, 2009

traffucky

traffucky is like trafficky but it's so trafficky you're stuck and fucked

I 35 is so traffucky we are parked and never going to get the concert on time.

by RazMutant December 13, 2010

Stopping Traffic

any creative form of suicide which potentially causes traffic problems.

1. Driving into oncoming traffic.
2. Sticking your head out of a manhole on a busy street.
3. Hanging yourself from an overpass or interstate sign.

These are all examples of stopping traffic.

by AngelOfDeath;) April 8, 2009

taffy

an overly obese man/woman who sits at home 24/7, lathers in his/her self pity and tries to bring others down to his/her level. wheres the same jogging suit everywhere he/she goes.

hey, check out that dude. what a taffy!

by frank February 15, 2004

Taffy

an unusually plump man/woman with some of them big taties
this is a word that tarts use to make fun of big peeps

whys the ground shaking, oh it s a taffy running in the new york marathon

by Double JJ February 15, 2004

traffic park

To drive in circles instead of parking, useful for if you don’t need to go anywhere but also don’t need to leave the car, like if you’re waiting on a friend.

Having traffic parked for 6 hours while my bros were playing pickup soccer, I lost not one minute of sleep knowing I was contributing to smog and gridlock. If you can’t find a spot, you can’t find a spot.

by zblumz April 18, 2011

Traffic Tetris

When a dude cums on a girl's face.

I play Traffic Tetris on your mom's face

by blackisthelastthingyoullsee August 1, 2010