Gay Torpedo

Noun: A large, un-flushable log of feces. These behemoths of the turd kind are shot out, primarily, by gay men. This is because their anus is stretched so wide, that the shiznits escape at diameters upwards of half a foot. One may often find these fecal relics occupying the last stall of public restrooms.


Hey, new guy! We got a code red! Grab that plunger, and some sulfuric acid, and go defuse that gay torpedo in the men's restroom!

by PiltDownMcMahon February 26, 2008

Two Toned

a person that is black and is mixed with two or more races

are u black? no
are u white? no
then what are you?
I am a two toned nigga my dad is black and my mom is white.

by Two toned boy October 23, 2008

chinese torpedo

When your doing a girl doggystyle and you knock her arms out and drive her head into the headboard

Does your mammas head still hurt from the chinese torpedo i gave her last night?

by Beaner September 2, 2004

Topped Out

The maximum weight a muffin top can attain before shes just a fat chick.

Barley able to fit into her Jeans, she claimed to have topped out on that last big mac.

by Famous Frank December 23, 2008

Duct Taped

being beaten unmercifully in any form of competition be it video games, sports, chess, Etc. It used to describe the most brutal of punishment. Comes in handy when "owned" or "murked" cannot be used to portray the loss one has suffered at the hands of another.

Wack boy: you cant hope to beat me in tekken fool

J-wade: listen here boy, im finna put all kinda hurt upside ya head.

several minutes later...

wack boy : what!! oh no

anyone around: damn son you just got Duct Taped and butt raped

by the dealer of new age lingo October 22, 2009

Toledo Mud-Stuffing

The act of taking a big stinky shit on a girls vagina and proceeding to stick your penis into her shitty clam.

Hey Steve will you be attending the Toledo Mud-Stuffing Championships this weekend?

by AssGravy December 26, 2006

Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.

Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.

by Red Dragon October 18, 2003