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Tooks

Someone that you can't live without, the girl of your dreams and the freak of your fantasties. She is that "it" girl, independent and charming, every mother love her and all the men want her.
"I need me a Tooks, she's perfect"
by Da kid Shawn November 13, 2011
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Tootsie Roll

The mixture of kahlua and root beer. It tastes like an alcoholic version of a tootsie roll.
It was brought to the public eye by the show How I Met Your Mother on the episode "Slutty Pumpkin"
"Ted: So, uh, we're at the bar and I see her mix kahlua...
Lily: Kahlua and root beer.
Marshall: A cocktail she invented herself.
Ted: And she...
Barney: And she called it the Tootsie Roll.
Lily, Marshall, Barney: Because it tastes like an alcoholic Tootsie Roll."
by Margo Roth Spiegelman II June 18, 2009
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thoss

A recently coined baseball term, combining the words "hoss" and "toss". So, when a dude throws a kickass, beeline, right-on-the-money throw from third base over to first to get the runner out, or the left-fielder guns down a guy going home from the warning track, he has thrown a "hoss toss", or simply a "thoss".
"Did you see that thoss from Ichiro in the bottom of the third?"
by Ben Keeler June 2, 2007
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Monkey Toss

A foosball goal scored when a player on one team shoots the ball, and it is rejected by the other team into the original shooter's goal. Derived from a monkey tossing its masturbatory result at an unsuspecting victim.

There are various forms of the monkey toss, including the D-Toss (defender scoring on a toss) and the Bank Toss (a monkey toss that goes off the wall before going into the goal).
Dude, you thought you had the shot but he totally monkey tossed you.
by Haggdogg June 18, 2009
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Toronto Tootsie Roll

Whilst making passionate butt sex with any partner, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his partner's mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.
Dude, I gave Trudy a Toronto Tootsie Roll last night, she loved it.

I was watching gay porn and saw Brandon St. Randy deliver a glorious Toronto Tootsie Roll to his unsuspecting partner!
by chestersmokington October 24, 2010
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Yank Yank Toss

To mime the act of masturbation and then throwing the ejaculate at someone or something, usually performed during conversation to denigrate a particular subject or person being discussed.

Also used to describe speaking without actually saying anything, usually in politics, as if the person was performing that act towards the public.
"Man, I fucking hate these stupid climate change people." (mimes a YYT)

"Man, I fucking hate that idiot. I watched the debate on TV last night, and all she did was yank yank toss."
by Eric_The_Viking April 22, 2008
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toss

A collective noun for a group of emo's. Just like there is a herd of sheep, school of fish or a mob of kangaroos, there is a toss of emos.
Check out the toss over there in their skinny jeans.
by boofa May 17, 2007
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