Toaster jizzle

When you nut on a toaster strudel and give it to your girls friends at a sleepover

“You should give her the toaster jizzle man!”

by XxOrangeTrashxX March 23, 2020

Zen Toaster

A Zen Toaster is the stand in name for any quirky appliance that really ought to be recycled. It's Zen quality pretty much comes down to three things -- everything changes; everything is connected; pay attention. This karmic appliance is often seen in a starter home or in a college/roommate living situation; Perhaps it was purchased at a garage sale for cheap because one can't afford even the appliance at Walmart and such retail establishments. So while the Zen Toaster works with some kind of complex stipulation like it will not pop your toast out unless you hit the side of the toaster or it toasts doubly fast, it will work if you are present. However chances are you will be distracted by something like your phone and before you know it -the Zen Toaster burnt your toast just like a Pompeian papyrus scroll in 79 BCE. Now you have no toast, a smelly kitchen, perhaps even the smoke detector has gone off-and all because you didn't pay attention for a minute with what you know very well is your Zen Toaster!

Roomate: "Madeleine you are *f%$#4ing smelling up the kitchen again with your rye bread in the Zen Toaster!?!" Can you please get Meerkat while you attempting to cook!

by emmagigio March 13, 2024

Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.

Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.

by slutface1 October 23, 2012

toaster traitor

a person who betrays toasters

jerry, why did you destroy our toaster? you are a toaster traitor!

by crimeraaa July 24, 2022

Toaster

a person who's had sexual intercouse with atleast 3 people from the same sorority or fraternity

Jeff: Yo, should I lay the pipe on Jenny tonight?

Ben: Ooooh I wouldn't.. If you are, at least wear a condom, she's a toaster bro.
Jeff: Yeah fuck that, good call. She's done the team.

by peckerface22 December 10, 2016

toaster

What Gacha Life children think is the funniest thing in the world.

gacha1: I identify as a toaster.

gacha2: LMAO IM DYING- OGRE9HGH9R-

by OpenTheDoorGetOnTheFloorEverybodyWalkTheDinosaur June 13, 2022

dyke toaster

a type of car in which lesbians might have sexual activities

ex. Subaru Forester

Wow, Grandma's car is a real dyke toaster.

by holy grill May 31, 2017