Wooden toaster

Me and nathan

Submit the wooden toaster

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019

Texas Toadstool

When a man sits over a womans face and craps into her mouth while she vigorously masterbates.

"Dude she totally puked when i texas toadstooled her!"

by Zurp May 2, 2005

Sex on toast

Adj: Posessing the quality of extreme goodness - i.e.; highly delicious, " attractive, " awesome...

Fig. 1: "Dude, this lasagne is beyond sex on toast."

Fig. 2: "Oh, my God. Your couch is SO sex on toast."

Fig. 3: "Did you see the booty on that bitch? Sex on toast, man. Sex On Toast."

by Bolognaise August 12, 2008

Toaster Oven

A presumably heterosexual woman who is about to have sex with a lesbian for the first time.

Lizzy: I hooked up with Sarah last night.

Veronica: Was she a toaster oven?

Lizzy: Yeah, it was her first time with a girl.

by Lizzy the Lezzie October 4, 2010

butter the toast

To come all over a nice pussy

She got pregnant, but man did i butter her toast!

by snoop dizzle December 7, 2002

Toast

Toast is a New York slang for Gun. It probably evolved from the term Burner (as in when the bullet pierces your body it burns).

by mauriciagrant October 20, 2003

toasted cheese sandwich

Ever tried a muff dive the morning after?

emuff said

by Thabo Mbeki (Another Kaffer) October 25, 2003