Humboldt Squid

An aggressive, yet intelligent member of the Ommastrephidae family

Wow that Ghost Leviathan was as intelligent as a Humboldt Squid

by anonymous July 28, 2024

squid on the dock

To pull out and ejaculate on a women's belly or back.

Wow, I had great sex last night . . . I flipped a "squid on the dock".

by sigbjornfjord March 20, 2019

Squid gaming

Modeling in Europe with thousands of Asian models

I’m squid gaming in Milan and Paris mainly about 2 years and I guess I’m not gonna make it probably.

by T$UKA$A August 16, 2023

Squid

Started by the late Zac Thompson (oct. 7th 1992-sept. 27th 2014) a squid is an untrustworthy person and soon caught on around baltimore streets to describe someone slippery or deceitful. Zac unfortunately made a slang so catchy friends and family bestowed him with the nickname squid. This of course upset him because he called others squid and now he himself, was squid. Zac committed suicide on September 27th 2014 at his house for unknown reasons leaving no notes, or telling anyone he needed help. To remain anonymous but to inform you all reading this, he had a few close friends, I was lucky enough to be one. I'm no stranger. Zachary A. Thompson is succeeded by his son, Cayden Thompson. RIP squid.

You took off the dude? Damn your a squid.

Yo what up squid!?!?

by Edgemere October 11, 2014

flying land squid

A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.

"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"

"Dude no way! You to!"

by IWANTTOBELIVE January 8, 2010

Squid acronym

SPEEDING QUICKLY UNTIL I'M DEAD

A definition for a stupid motorcyclist

Squid acronym

by Snaglpuss February 1, 2023

Squid

A term used to describe ;

a. noun. A person who looks ugly and has no intelligence and acts ignorant, thus making them animal-ish like a squid.

b. adjective. Ugly

c. verb. a taunt to randomly make people angry.

Random ass kid walking down the hallway at school
Some other kid : "HEY YOU DAMN SQUID!"
Random ass kid walks off in embarassment

by grandest of autismo September 24, 2018