texas two scoop

When you fuck a girl in the ass then the pussy and have her lick both "scoops" off.

I know she would be down for the texas two scoop

by mallot January 13, 2008

Texas Special

After finishing a delicious lunch in the cafeteria, instead of throwing your own trash away you place all of your trash onto the table next to you. This is preferably done when there are people sitting at the table next to you.

We totally gave those freshman the texas special, now they have to clean a table full of trash.

by LongBallLary March 8, 2010

texas catheter

using a condom with a tube attached attached to the end, usually leading to some sort of bucket so one doesn't have to get off the couch to pee

Recently Ben Knight had surgery on his knee and used a Texas catheter so he wouldn't have to get off the couch every time he had to piss...

by headjew March 24, 2010

Texas water Bomb

When a Female Squirts into a Balloon, then use it as a water balloon, normally Practiced in the state of texas.

"Man i got hit by another Texas Water bomb, they are really getting popular"

by Sami Harb May 20, 2010

texas gangbang

in call of duty when you turn a corner into a room and you find 20 members of the enemy team with their rock hard rifles all aimed at you covering you in a rain of bullets

"Sorry mrs smith but your son was killed in Iraq after suffering a 20 man Texas gangbang in Baghdad"

"Aw"

by Durk train October 4, 2013

Texas Wetback

Is a shot of Tequila liquor chased by a tablespoon of ranch salad dressing

"Hey dude wanna do another Texas Wetback!?"
"No thanks man, I'm all ranched out"

by Driver185 August 17, 2015

Texas

Best place on earth! Wanna visit China, Italy, Paris, Asia, or Venus? Go to Texas n check em out! Got all great country singers from there like, George Strait n Willie Nelson.

Ain’t no place better than Texas.

by TexasWoman June 10, 2018