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Teleporting babies

these watch u in ur sleep and then when u think u saw something they teleport to ur wardrobe
teleporting babies are so epic it makes me cry
by Syrup is pog May 20, 2021
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Teletubbies

Ima die if I see a teletubbies
by drumsoccer February 14, 2022
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Teleport House

A type of fictional type of event that occurs in every single house (also including other types of residential buildings) on the planet earth at between 12 AM and 6 AM, on which any non-resident tries to enter the residential building's entrance, they will be once teleported to random place without explanation and leaving them confused.
"Of course, i've ever seen that teleport house on my neighborhood. This is no strange of how the type of event works." - Leafy from BFDI
by Ryan900USAYT March 6, 2022
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Telemedicine

The use of telecommunication and digital technologies to provide healthcare remotely, often through video or phone consultations.
I had a telemedicine appointment with my doctor, it was convenient and saved me a trip to the clinic.
by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023
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Telementacious

A word used to describe something or someone of old/nostalgic descent. Better used in devious tones.
“That Mario 64 game is telementacious!”
“In 2034 the word rizz will be telementacious…”
by Heisenbone October 7, 2023
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Terminatrix Telephobia

A phobia in which the person has a paralyzing fear of answering the phone believing that it may cause him/her to exit The Matrix.

This is one of the more recent phobias that has come to light, with an obvious connection to the Matrix movie trilogy.

In these films people from the real world are able to "jack in" to the Matrix a ficitonal simulated version of Earth as it once was. These people then exit the Matrix via ringing telephones that their "operators" send them to. It can only be assumed that said operators stream a code of some sort into the ringing phone that allows people to break connection with the Matrix.

People with this phobia may also innately be afraid of large underground cave orgies
I don't hangout with James anymore because I can never get him on the phone to make plans. Ever since he saw The Matrix he's been afflicted with Terminatrix Telephobia.

I don't think he likes the idea of a world where Keanu Reeves is seen as the last bastion of hope.
by DameonTower April 16, 2011
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Google Telephone

A game where you translate a random sentence on Google Translate multiple times to make it become broken English. It's called Google Telephone because it refers to the game Telephone that we would always play in grade school.
Steps how to play:
1. Translate a sentence into a random language
2. Take the new translated sentence and translate that into another language
3. Repeat step 2 multiple times (around ten times is good)
4. Translate the sentence back into English
5. Enjoy (the sentence will be far from what you started with)
I played Google Telephone and "whale cum" turned into "no personal".
by TheREALRasputin February 1, 2017
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