ard-tard

An amusing bufoon, whose foolish antics, though entertaining are tainted with personal shame.

Don was the class clown. Don stuck pencils up his nose, and made the class laugh, however, Don tripped on his loose shoe laces and impacted the pencils into his head and had to go to the nurse. What an ard-tard!

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

arch-tard

An employee who works at Mcdonalds, the type who doesn't understand English.

"I went to get some fries, and the arch-tard messed up my order.."

by Arne Sunassem August 22, 2007

smart-tard

Someone who is smart in one area and retarded in another.

My friend is smart when it comes to many things, but retarded when it comes to others...so she is my smart-tard friend.

by Brandalyn November 8, 2007

GUI-tard

GUI-tard

(Noun). One who lacks, or appears to lack, the requisite cognitive development to navigate through or operate computer programs or interfaces

(adj) GUI-tarded

Derek:
Hey Mike, I can't seem to find the button that let's me change the font.

Mike:
Boy Derek, you certainly must be GUI-TARDED

by flylinez August 5, 2004

tech tard

One who has (or more likely has NOT) attended Texas Tech University. Used interchangably with "tceh tard".

"Hey, that Tech Tard didn't give me change for my pizza!"

by AC from Texags September 6, 2006

tard

Derived from word Retard. Used as a common insult to describe someone as having a mental disability

he's a complete tard

by donn January 19, 2003

tard

A Mentaly Retarded Person, reTARD
retard

Shutup You Tard!

by bodge November 28, 2003