Skip to main content

Taint Tag

a game that is played by couples traditionally. The object of the game is to touch each others genitalia. The game is strictly played over the weekend (Saturday, Sunday). Points are given for the successful touch (either through clothes or under clothes) and the immediate exclamation of "Point!". The winner is announced at the end of the weekend. There are a few simple rules:

1.) The bedroom and under blankets are the safe zones, no tags/touches can occur in the safe zone

2.) no 'tag backs' for 15 minutes after a successful 'taint tag'

3.) tagging while using the restroom is an automatic win

4.) Only direct genitalia tag can happen in private, not

public (may be amendable, but not advised)
Johnny won last weekend over Sally in Taint Tag, because he was sneaky and had quick hands.

This weekend, Sally won because she surprised Johnny while he was peeing, piss went every where.
by WinningReddit May 23, 2012
mugGet the Taint Tagmug.

Vag Tag

Verb.
Female version of tea-bag. When a girl is playing video games and gets tea bagged, she can retaliate by vag tagging.
John: Man I just got killed by a girl!
Mark: Dude, is she tea bagging you?
John: Nah man its a chick, she's vag tagging me!
by SaucyNuttBugget August 15, 2011
mugGet the Vag Tagmug.

PP Tag

Two or more men touch each other with their pp and whoever gets tagged is it.
by PP WRESTLER March 13, 2019
mugGet the PP Tagmug.

Tag the Bull

Graffiti sprayed on the side of a bull. Similar to urban tagging but with more running. Rural tagging. Related to tipping the cow.
Clem sneaks up on a Brahma bull, spray paints it's side with his moniker and runs like the wind. Tag the bull.
by Bapzzyx September 20, 2011
mugGet the Tag the Bullmug.

electronic tagging

When your mobile (cell) phone is abused by your significant other to ask the four mobile questions:
1. Where are you?
2. Who are you with?
3. What are you doing?
4. When will you be coming home?
Oh-oh I gotta reject this call, it's my electronic tagging.
by Arjuna Krishna-Das July 9, 2006
mugGet the electronic taggingmug.

douche tag

Any personal belonging, behavior or fulfilled stereotype that marks someone as a douche.
"Don't stare directly at the fauxhawk"

"Yeah, what a total douche tag"
by UITrizzle March 26, 2009
mugGet the douche tagmug.

douche tag

n. a tattoo that is the more common male equivalent of a tramp stamp, defined particularly by placement at the top-middle of the back (i.e., directly below the neck, between the shoulders).
"Wow, Chet, if you didn't always walk around without a shirt on, I would have never seen that sick douche-tag! Is that some sort of tribal barbed wire or is it the Chinese symbol for 'classy'?"

"Brother Lance got a douche tag of our fraternity letters to commemorate the most ridiculous years of his life."

"I can't wait to get drunk and take my shirt off a the company picnic so both the executives and my direct-report employees can lose the last bit of respect they have for me when they see my douche tag I got during Spring Break this year while I was scamming on girls ten years younger than me! I'm single because I want to be."
by Sphaced August 27, 2011
mugGet the douche tagmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email