Ultimate Taco

When a girl gets hit in her vagina and rolls over in pain.

I ULTIMATE TACOED Marina so hard that she saw stars.

by Arriving in Jeruselem May 3, 2015

taco stamping

The act of pressing the meat curtains of the vagina onto another person.

I haven't gotten any good action for a while, so I could use a good taco stamping.

by beef curtains R' US September 15, 2015

Velvet taco

A young lady’s vagina

I’d like to munch on her velvet taco

by clrewsky October 3, 2020

Dwarven Taco

A Dwarven Taco is a well manicured preferably braided pubis area of some females.

Dude, I was totally gonna go down on Tammy but she had a total Dwarven Taco and I couldn’t even find her hole

by Naty by Nature December 15, 2018

Taco Dog

1) A gourmet dish that can only be prepared properly by a couple consisting of a male individual and a female individual. It is said to taste like sex, in other words, THE GREATEST THING EVER. Problem is, I'm a female vagitarian, and just like a male penivore, eating or even preparing this dish is against my morals.

2) An epic idea, essentially a Hot dog placed in a Taco instead of a bun, and maybe with some simple ketchup, sour cream, guacamole or salsa, it might go well. On the other hand, it might not; honestly I have no clue because, for real, I'm also a vegetarian.

1) Alex: Hey, babe, wanna make a Taco Dog tonight?
Samantha: Ahhh, yeah sure, can't wait, I love Taco Dogs, just try not to finish the Taco Dog too quickly this time, okay! I want to savor every bite.
Alex: But I can't help myself!!! It's so delicious...

2) Me: Dude, what the hell are you eating?
John: Ahhh, it's a Taco Dog with Guacamole, all I had left in the freezer was a single hot dog, in the fridge some Guacamole, and there was a single taco shell lying in an open box on the counter, so...
Me: That's nasty, stop eating that crap and go shopping for some real food, puhlease!

by AmigoTaco August 5, 2012

Taco Surprise

Taugh-co Ser-prize
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.

"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"

by Rad Chad April 21, 2014

hightstown taco

when there are 50 or more mexicans (aka tosted marshmellows) and they are deported. They come back to hightstown try to work at taco bell but are fired because they eat all of the tacos. They then try to work at mcdonalds burger king and wendies. They are eccepted and start to reproduce and form gangs.

Josey and his papeedos made some hightstown tacos

by titty master5000 October 26, 2011