on swear

sort of like “on god” and “swear” mixed together

i’m not doing this shit on swear

by theogmilkman May 16, 2022

andrew swerdlin

a fucking golden retriever who makes bad jokes that no one laughs at, also is white

Look that’s Andrew Swerdlin, what a dumbass.

by shedge June 9, 2022

I swear down mate

When a Geordie is angry they say this

"I swear down mate I'll punch you!"

by Big mugger June 20, 2022

Ball Swear

A sacred oath in which one swears on their balls to seal a truce

person 1:“Jake sucks willy” person2:“you ball swear” person 3:“yeah ball swear”

by jake sucks willy June 27, 2022

fake-swearing

Want to swear without getting punished? Just use fake-swearing!

A: loses at game
A: DUCK YOU!
B: that fake-swearing plan worked perfectly

by Graniteisarock November 19, 2022

dra sweb

dra sweb

“Okay we’re gonna work on dra sweb”.
- Gabe, The office

by amistyfantasy April 23, 2023

Say Swear

1. The funniest group of friends to ever grace the planet.

2. Asking someone if they're being serious or are lying.

Jacob: Say swear you haven't seen the new podcast episode.
Kelly: Hell nah I'm about to watch it now.

by Jhinxx May 11, 2023