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possum stompers

A term to describe footware, usually to describe heavy duty boots or elaborate shoes.

Descriptive term that assumes how productive one shoes would be to stomp on possums.
by Lure_flicka June 5, 2018
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Tickle stomper

My mom is being a tickle stomper
by Michelles806 March 10, 2018
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secret shopper

Refers to members of the less-affluent sector of mall-customers who merely wish to purchase regular groceries and/or household products in bulk, but who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the exorbitant "membership fee" that the "big box" stores like Sam's Club charge. These limited-income folks therefore discreetly approach "enrolled" club-members who have either just arrived at the store or are currently pushing their carts around the aisles, and quietly ask them if they could please also purchase the merchandise that the indigent people want along with the items on their own shopping lists, and then afterwards they all meet back up outside in the parking lot where there are no prying eyes from the store's staff, and the grateful low-income families carefully go over the obliging club-members' store-receipts to total up the costs of the "additionally-purchased" items, and then reimburse the members for the appropriate amounts in cash.
Being a secret shopper can indeed be a great way to save on household-staple items; just watch out for Sam's Club chiselers, however.
by QuacksO July 23, 2018
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Grape Stomper

A technique used to push feces through a drain grate, usually in a shower. When you accidentally defecate in the shower and you stomp the feces through the drain with a powerful thrust of your foot. Thus removing evidence of this humiliating mistake.
I shit in my mother-in-laws shower last night and had to pull a Grape Stomper.
by Chillosophy September 13, 2018
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Storm Shopper

The person or persons who will hit you with their cart if you don't move out of the way, have no emotion, and likely hate their lives to the point they have to act like a douchebag in a grocery shopping center by relentlessly walking through people or peoples.

Lack manners likely in their everyday lives.
I was walking down the aisle trying to find my Kambucha tea when an obese Storm Shopper walked through the aisle with this puss face and nearly hit my ankle with their cart just so they could get the last Twinkie box.
by SwagKungola November 26, 2018
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Baby Stompers

- Wearing flip-flops or sandals in a public campground bathroom shower, as as to not step on the jizz / cum that is on the floor from someone masturbating or banging in the shower.
Don't forget to wear your baby stompers so you don't get your feet all nasty.
by No Bra Captain January 17, 2019
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Pop Scopper

1. A person who works so hard that they need to rely on energy drinks, or sodas with caffeine to not fall off their chair asleep. (Pop Scopper)

2. When you work so hard that you need to rely on energy drinks, or sodas with caffeine to not fall off your chair asleep.

(Pop Scopping)
1. Hey bro. You know Joey? He’s a total pop scopper.
2. Look man, you need to go to sleep earlier. Don’t want to become a pop scopper.
3. Dude, it’s 1:00 in the morning. Stop pop scopping
by Sooper Dude March 20, 2019
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