pee pee sniffer

one who engages in sniffing other mens pieces.

"Tim is such a pee pee sniffer. I literally saw him on his knees smelling Rich's piece the other day..."

by Ronald McGillen February 21, 2007

Sniffer

Someone (usually a geeky little dweeb) that sniffs around a bird that you are trying to bang, even tho they know you like her!! Tryin' to get in there before you when you know they haven't got a chance because you and her have been emailing all day at work, rippin' the arse out of this little pest!!

Look at that little worm sniffing around Natalie again! He's got no chance man, he looks like Mr Beans stunt double! he's such a little sniffer!

by Phatzoot June 16, 2011

stiffy

uncontrollable erection whilst on a bus

I couldn't disembark at the Heathway because of my ginormous stiffy

by theWestHamfan October 19, 2003

Womb sniffer

based individual who values babies lives over women spreading their legs

he is a womb sniffer

by #betterthanrose c; June 29, 2022

stiff medicine

Stiff Medicine is taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.

Stiff Medicine includes Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.

by GeShan July 5, 2006

stiff

A boring cunt. An induvidual who is often circulates in right wing circles and is characterised by his or her bald head, avoidance of amusement and is generally regarded as an absolute twat

Al Gore is a real stiff. He sickens me

by ffmmmmfmm September 26, 2005

stiffer than a honeymoon dick

Something that is very sturdy, extremely solid.

After installing some conduit and supporting it: " Now Matt , I'm gonna tell you what,that right there is stiffer than a honeymoon dick!"

by Raider Matt May 13, 2017