stachery

To join in arms with a fellow moustacher in moustachery.

I choose you Cody Horton because we have the bond of stachery.

by pcolanate October 7, 2011

stache-along

an alternative to mustache ride; sitting on the face of a person (male or female) with a mustache while receiving oral sex.

Dude did you see that girl's mustache? Yeah I'd like to take a stache-along on her face.

by stache-along fan August 28, 2012

Stache-conscious

When you suddenly remember you have a mustache and all of a sudden become paranoid everyone is staring at it; thus, stache-conscious.

"So I recently got this mustache and I keep forgetting about it. Then I remember I have it and feel like everyone is staring at me."

"Sounds like you're a little too stache-conscious. If anyone is staring at you, guaranteed it's because you're walking a cat on a leash."

by catsandcoffee October 28, 2012

stache-tuck

When the mustache starts hanging over the top lip, one needs to perform a stache-tuck by tucking the overhanging mustache fibres in underneath the main body of mustache to make the mustache more presentable, neater and defined.

Before John's hot date with Kelly, he executed a stache-tuck. This proved useful as it neatened out his mustache and kept the mustache hairs out of his and Kelly's mouth while they were kissing.

by Fook-ST@R April 14, 2014

Stachie

A selfie (self taken photo) with a moustache real or fake.

Hey guys it's Movember lets take a stachie.

Nice mustache, you should take a stachie.

by Durbanary October 29, 2014

sarchawe

The grumpy feeling that entails fatigue

Matthew was sarchawe because Kiddo kept her up late to talk on the phone.

by johnny-Appleseed July 15, 2017

Searching the Cave

The act of inserting your entire body into someones vagina along with a full camera crew in order to inspect and grade its value, and accurately judge if it can handle your gargantuan cock. Also a term for rectal exams in which the doctor is a homosexual pervert and has a poop fetish.

I'm a pro at searching the cave, if you need any help.

by the_grundle_fondler July 13, 2018