modern version of the term "kufi smacker/slapper". Started by Kaedaq in 2009.
1. To slap ones laptop off of its resting place (desk, lap, etc) in the owner's prescence so that it crashes to the floor and causes the owner great distress.
Also used to refer to any other phone/pda device that allows people to say ridicouls things online.
1. To slap ones laptop off of its resting place (desk, lap, etc) in the owner's prescence so that it crashes to the floor and causes the owner great distress.
Also used to refer to any other phone/pda device that allows people to say ridicouls things online.
guy1: you think you thug? i'll be there in 2 minutes to slap your fuckin laptop
guy2: oh you're hard eh? a fuckin laptop smacker huh? well come to--
(housebell rings)
guy2: oh you're hard eh? a fuckin laptop smacker huh? well come to--
(housebell rings)
by Yadog May 29, 2009
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A third wave ska band that plays trad.
Good songs:
Married Girl
Yes it's True
Come Back Baby
Rude and Reckless
Good songs:
Married Girl
Yes it's True
Come Back Baby
Rude and Reckless
by skaskaska October 10, 2004
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Monica is always following around Jordan. His friends shout stalker at her across the hall. But she doesn't stalk him. She just loves him and likes to admire his fine buttocks while walking behind him.
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Used when referring to someone who's smile makes you feel uncomfortable. Usually a full toothed grin with widened eyes and raised eyebrows. You usually find yourself expecting them to say, "Hey kids, get in the van, I have candy for you."
Used when referring to someone who's smile makes you feel uncomfortable. Usually a full toothed grin with widened eyes and raised eyebrows. You usually find yourself expecting them to say, "Hey kids, get in the van, I have candy for you."
Guy: You know Barney? He totally has a stalker smile.
Guy2: I know, right? I can just picture him on the news for rape charges.
Or
Girl: Mr. (Insert creepy teacher's name here) has such a stalker smile. It creeps me out. I can't stand to be in his classes.
Girl2: Ugh me either. It always feels like he's checking me out.
Guy2: I know, right? I can just picture him on the news for rape charges.
Or
Girl: Mr. (Insert creepy teacher's name here) has such a stalker smile. It creeps me out. I can't stand to be in his classes.
Girl2: Ugh me either. It always feels like he's checking me out.
by My Dad Has A Stalker Smile February 26, 2010
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Someone please help me! HE HAS ME LOCKED IN HIS BASEMENT AND I AM POSTING THIS WITH MY CELL PHONE'S WIRELESS WEB SERVICE!!!**#!#@!@
by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004
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