NTE Speed

Not To Exceed Speed; The speed at which an airplane must not exceed else it will fall apart. This usually results in a bad day for anyone on board the plane.

Person 1: Damn! That plane's wings just flew off!

Person 2: No shit, it surpassed its NTE Speed.

by Jordo62 March 20, 2011

Speed bag

The act of fucking a girl's face rapidly with her laying on her back on the bed and her head hanging off the side similar to a tea bag the testicles hitting her eyes very rapidly.

I'm going to speed bag Jenny tonight.

by Hoey34 April 12, 2017

speed strip

Playing the card game speed and removing a piece of clothing each time the a player loses a round.

We played speed strip last night. Best tits I’ve ever seen.

by _maxford July 14, 2019

Speed bumps

Slang for tiny tits.

Sarah's tits were so tiny when fucked her, they were smaller than speed bumps.

by ex_lax70 February 14, 2018

Speed Weed

THC juice vaporized in a meth pipe because you burnt the coil on your cart you payed 30 bucks for

"Use a wrench to open the cart and pour the juice in here"
"You got a torch lighter?"
"We call this Speed Weed"

by Honted tonk July 06, 2020

speed trump

A distraction that is so small that it is not worth thinking about.

These economic stats the GOP are touting are a speed trump; there is nothing unique about the economic growth under Donald Trump.

by smjgJsbjgsm August 05, 2018

need for speed

the physical addiction/need for crystal meth (speed)
a reference to the racing video game

guy #1 at punk rock show: dude, look at that drummer's arms move.
guy #2 at punk rock show: yeah man, he's obviously got a crazy need for speed.

by the ianator August 22, 2007