Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

speed out

when you gotta get out quick and you grab you flipflops even though youre still wearing socks for example

yo bro imma speed out real quick
aight dawg

by Ayyrex January 5, 2017

speed leach

That driver who can't regulate their own speed so drives themselves up to the rear bumper of the car in front of them regardless of the speed until you pull over then they attach to the next car in line

This speed leach was following me through traffic for 20 miles 6 " off my bumper, then when I pulled over he pulled up on the bumper of the guy in front of me doing 30 mph!

by Mrfixit0623 May 12, 2016

Speed bump

When a girl has a big ass

She got a SPEED BUMP!

by Donald Trump7458 February 27, 2017

Speed bump

A bump in the road that fuckers like to drive their fucking cars fast over

He drove over the speed bump as fast as he could and he got pulled over by the police.

by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2017

speed-shipping

When someone is thriving too hard, making an average of one new Facebook friend every 1.5 minutes. Friend(ship) + (speed) dating = speed-shipping.

Could also be used in reference to new followers on Instagram/Twitter.

friendship speed dating

That's like one new friend every 1.5 minutes! I'm so popular! That's called speed-shipping!

by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017

Speed-fanning

Having a conversation with a celebrity as quickly as possible because security is pressuring you to move on

"Dude, I was last in line to get a photo with Anna Akana and found myself speed-fanning because the place was closing"

by Onaeek May 24, 2017