spedication

The medication taken by speds, or special education kids.

Well, someone didn't take their spedication this morning.

by Zampanò May 11, 2015

speducation

Noun 1. The sum of knowledge that a mentally retarded person is capable of retaining through tedious repetition.

"I speducation -ed," drooled Corky.

by spedmunkey September 15, 2010

spedgie

similar to a 'wedgie' except for the fact that it is caused by spandex for running or playing sports like volleyball.

After volleyball practice, Katya said, "Dana, my spandex are so uncomfortable?!?!?!?! This is preposterous!!!!!"
"Maybe it's because you have a spedgie...." said Dana.

by 8-2 divison champs!!! :) June 24, 2010

spedoinkle

A fat porker of a man (usually with a rotund belly covering his shriveled cock), roasting his burned ass on the beech in a Speedo,usually with back hair matted down in sun tan lotion.

"Man, look at that spedoinkle! What a land whale!"

by Shizzle April 8, 2003

spedophile

A person that is mentally retarded or also known as a sped that has pedophile tendencies.

That mentally challenged person over there is a spedophile..

by wenchepO0 February 8, 2009

speditor

1. Any dip shit that doesn't follow the ten guidelines of urbandictionary.com, thus rejecting perfectly good words and phrases. 2. Any retard that allows obviously inside jokes on urbandictionary.com. 3. Anybody that rejects this definition from urbandictionary.com.

Derived from sped (see sped) and editor.

Comedic Genius: Why the fuck would you reject "Crack Coma", from the Urban Dictionary? They must have been a fucking talentless speditor.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

spedantic

pedantic semantics

Oh for crying out loud, that's the sort of spedantic crap I'd
expect from Walker.

by Anonymous February 25, 2003