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Definitions by Zampanò

Oldsmobile Silhouette

The car that unsettles you when you see one still out and about. Nobody knows the guys who own them, and the things look like they've been through hell. You get the sense the vehicle is on its way to an apartment block to hack somebody's wi-fi.
That Oldsmobile Silhouette is always camped out in the mall parking lot, I'm not sure it's been moved in two years...fuckin' thing gives me the creeps, man.
Oldsmobile Silhouette by Zampanò November 24, 2024
A game developer that used to be amazing. After they left Microsoft, they joined activi$ion and became the most disappointing company ever with the release of Destiny. Sure, they left activision (fucking finally) but they’re gonna keep fucking up, let’s be real. Some Chinese company bought a bunch of their stock. Ugh...
Man, remember when Bungie made good shit?
Bungie by Zampanò December 28, 2019

spedication 

The medication taken by speds, or special education kids.
Well, someone didn't take their spedication this morning.
spedication by Zampanò May 11, 2015