calling out Southern

The excuse one from the South gives when they are in a snowy region and can't make it into work.

She needs to move back to Florida, this is the fifth incident of her calling out Southern this Winter!

by GracieMae March 3, 2009

southern bell

1. a farmer's hot daughter

2. a really shitty phone company

1. She looks like a southern bell.

2. There is no phone in southern bell.

by resinsmp February 25, 2004

Southerner

A southerner in England is someone who lives below the North/South divide in England. All Northerners hate the south because they are soft little faries. A clash between a Northerner and a Southerner could end up in tears for the Southerners.

I fucking hate those southern faries
Hey, look, a southerner, let's shit on him
Wanna ride in an ambulance you southern fuck?

by H-boy December 28, 2007

souser

one who souses. noun form of souse.
Sousing is a derogatory term that can be inserted in lieu of any other word. It can be a noun, verb, adjective, or just about any other type of word.

Jimmy is such a fucking souser, he loves to souse it up.

by King Souser March 28, 2005

Southern Slut

1) Girls who go to Duke, or other fratty Southern Colleges.

2) A member of the underground country band, the Southern Sluts

She was all over him at that frat party, she's such a Southern Slut.

by Limin' October 27, 2011

Southern surfer

Anyone from the South who espouses views making one wonder what their drug of choice is on any particularly given day. The description itself could mean the victim suffered a blow to the head while surfing one day, rendering him/her incapable of stimulating academic discussions.

Someone who parrots an unproven theory, like trickle down economics, without analyzing its effects has suffered from being a southern surfer.

by ParalegalHottie June 12, 2011

Southern Blowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob with chew in her mouth.

(At a redneck party)

Guy 1: Would you let that girl suck your dick?
Guy 2: Gross dude, she's got a dip in her mouth.
Guy 1: Wouldn't be my first Southern Blowjob.

by Junkyard Dogs October 3, 2012