blowin' smoke

brag, bluster, crow, blow your own horn, boast, shoot a line, bullshit artist

Joe: Man, that guy's been everywhere, done everything, knows everybody!
Bill: Yeah, he's a real bullshit artist; talk about blowin' smoke.

by Phillip Barton April 3, 2006

Post-smoke

The act of returning from a night at the bars and proceeding to smoke marijuana in copious amounts. The combination of alcohol and chronic puts you in a very special category of "fucked up". Can also be enjoyed with poppers or additional drinks.

'Fuck tonight! I didn't get any pussy, let's go to the post-smoke."

by 7 Birch October 15, 2010

Blowing smoke up your ass

To purposely tell someone what they want to hear but also giving yourself excuses and reassuring someone that what is happening is neither their or your fault.

Teacher 1: Jack told me that he can't take the test tomorrow because he has been really busy even though according to him he thought I did a great job explaining it to him. I think I'm gonna give him an extra week.
Teacher2: Oh please, he's just blowing smoke up your ass

by thickjordanianbooty101 June 2, 2020

smoking roaches

A phrase made up by Vetti to be used in two ways:

A) To describe the action of smoking the roach (last bit of) of a joint from a pipe or other smoking device.

B) Used as a replacement for "I'm low on weed!"

A) Man, I decided to start smoking roaches last night to save my stash for the weekend.

B) I don't care how good it is, man, I'm so desperate for weed, I'm smoking roaches!

by The Vetti July 29, 2008

sticky cock smoke bomb

When you cum under water in the bathtub, and get out shortly after. It feels like a glue bottle exploded on your stomach and treasure trail, because the cum doesn't clean very easily, and requires scrubbing.

The first time my cock smoked i thought it was a genie, but then i realized it was a sticky cock smoke bomb.

by handl3r November 7, 2007

Smoking

The act of sucking on something long and slender until it fills your lungs up with sticky crap causing you to eventually gag.

I was smoking with this guy the other day, and I just couldn't stop gagging.

by TASC September 13, 2011

cunt smoke

when you are eatin a pussy and your face gets blown on by a huge gust of wind from inside her meat hole

I just got a rush of cunt smoke blown in my face by Gretchen!

by chris and john May 11, 2004