cat slapped

A comical event when your friend gets slapped by an adorable baby animal.

Yo, that person over there just got cat slapped.

by Madswagerz January 27, 2017

bench slapped

this is when you have to go before a judge and he slaps a bench warrant on you.

wow, harold went to court today and he got bench slapped by the judge.

by lindy1943 April 6, 2010

Dictionary slapped

It is when u get slapped with a huge old dictionary.

Billy: Hey Joe look over here.
Joe: Yes....
(Joe gets slapped with a dictionary)
Joe:What the hell was that for?!
Billy: You just got dictionary slapped!

by Mickie Dee's January 23, 2011

Blonde Slapper

A Blonde Slapper is a mad chick, who is also known to be totes awsome

Hey mate, check out that scrussin babe over there...Oh wait thats no scrusser..thats an awsome blonde slapper! woot

by hiiiiii...... August 24, 2008

Slapper

Someone with an extremely loose vagina.

John: "oh my god, who's that?!"
Ryan: "that's Tina... She's a mad slapper."
John: "yeah I can hear her from here!"

by tashtashtash February 22, 2009

shlapped

When you get slapped with a shlong

i shlapped my girlfriends face so hard last night.

Last night my boyfriend shlapped me across my face so hard.

by bbyhippo May 15, 2018

Shlapped

When you see someone who is clapped (ugly) getting slapped.

Look at him, that clapped dude got slapped. Now he is officially shlapped

by hhohilu8797 December 23, 2022