shagmented

overview of a situation that is completely fucked up, broken, unrepairable or in bits

wife to hubby 'Hello love, did you manage to fix the dishwasher ?
No. it's absolutely shagmented !!

by vanhelZ1ng December 22, 2016

shaimus

A very hot man with style and will cum in your girls mouth also has a dream he will accomplish

Damn shaimus is so awesome he's hot as hell

by Shamu.213 September 16, 2017

Sarmilla

When you break up with a girl a couple days before her birthday and then wish her "Happy Belated Birthday" on Facebook.

After dating for a month, John did not want to get Rachel a present, so he implemented sarmilla and broke up with her.

by fishyMurali October 3, 2017

Sarmom

Verb: A way of Counter attacking your mom when she asks you if you where doing some weird shit with a perverted statement

Mom: Why the fuck is the vacuum in your room? What were you u doing!

Boy: I fuckin stuck my dick in the vacuum mom.

Or
Mom: Why the fuck is their a needle in the bathroom?

Boy: cause I was sticking It into my fuckin dick to feel like a girl.
The best combac is a sarmom

by Lost guy2223 October 12, 2017

shahmin

orang yang gila

ahhh shahmin is a bad person. dont close with him!!

by lilo.pop April 23, 2018

shaimeek

Strongest leader standing, very ambitious & ambitious

I need to get motivation from Shaimeek,

by Princess77Moocha January 1, 2018

Shagmin

The practice of undertaking or receiving a sexual act whilst working. (Shagging/Administration)

Person 1 : What did you do last night?

Person 2: I bent Hannah over the desk smashed her back doors in and completed the end of year accounts by resting the laptop on her back at the same time.

Person 1: Shagmin?

Person 2: Fuck Yeah!

by John Smithelwate January 8, 2018