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sebastian mena

someone who has a fat cock, this person is always the funniest in the group
"Yo is that Sebastian Mena? Oh that guy has the meats."
by lousasshole October 5, 2020
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Sebastian

(Verb) stomp your feet loudly, shit your pants and breath heavily in someone's face.

(Noun) an autistic gay italian boy that loves to harass women and check out their boyfriends. He is about 400 pounds and walks like he's gotta shit 24-7. He also loves to say hello by staring at you and calling you hot. He wears a pink hoodie and is really easy to spot in public.
"Oh shit, It's Sebastian. We gotta go, Marline. Hold down the fort for us and hold on for your dear life, Iceberg right ahead!"

"AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! We're too late!"
by MichaelDamien192 February 29, 2024
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Sebastian

He acts weird around girls and other boys. he isn’t so smart when it comes to school
Sebastian isn’t so smart when it comes to talking to the girls
by GhostlyVbucksLOL November 20, 2023
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Sebastian

My favorite sex position, very lovely and romantic and at the same time very wild excelent
by justin's banging booty November 20, 2021
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Dirty Sebastian

When you you dig your grimy cold fingers into Sabrina Carpenters pussy soup, put it into a cup and harden the top layer, like it's creme brûlée. Then force feed it to a low income Chinese child wile raping his father, sister, mother, uncle. Afterward you give your 11 year old brother anesthesia and while he's asleep you DIY a transgender surgery, all the while filming it and posting it on www.hairline.com
Grandpa) I remember back in the day, I used to Dirty Sebastian with Kurt Cobain
Kids) Shut the fuck up and let me rape your ass until it bleeds
by penisnijalover69 May 16, 2025
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dirty sebastian

when you edge the male for 4 hours, edging on blue balls, then let him come all over himself.
Person 1: God I hate cumming instantly
Person 2: Yeah me too. Dirty Sebastian?
Person 1: Awesome sauce all over my bodayyyy!!!
by dirtysebastian2 June 12, 2024
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