Toilet Scrolling

Scrolling on social media while on the toilet. #lol

While at a friend's house: "I promise I wasn't pooping in the bathroom, I was just toilet scrolling."

by WhooliaJulia March 20, 2019

scrillery

money, paper, dough, scrillery!

you got that scrillery you owe me from last week?

by future_spiegel October 21, 2009

Strolling Roadblock

The walking equivalent of a rolling roadblock, caused by a large group of slow moving pedestrians that you can't get around. Usually only overcome by waiting for a suitable overtaking opportunity then putting on a burst of speed.

Guy: Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a strolling roadblock when these idiots decided to walk 5 across down the footpath.

by Gruebenfunk October 10, 2010

strolliosis

The act of being too tired to walk after you are through Christmas shopping in the mall.

A very slow stroll.

Please go around me. I have strolliosis.

by NuclearAssaultLover243 December 4, 2010

SCRILLIES

Scrotum, but especially when in a retracted and shriveled state.

Your SCRILLIES look a praying mantis embryo casing!

by Winky Loo October 22, 2019

cheesy stroller

to have your Sausage meat topped with cheese. this could occur if Allard Jizzed on another mans schlong after some freaky man lovin

i had a proper cheesy stroller after boning that butt smurf

by aldrey2000 February 25, 2009

stall stroll

The stunted walk you do when your stalling something, for example catching up to someone or getting somewhere. This includes regular stops to retie your shoelace, gaze at the clouds, check your pockets and bag, apply lipgloss and/or send a text.

Great. Can you stall stroll with me?

by emoinpink August 26, 2010