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shake it like a Polaroid picture 

Comes from the song Hey Ya! by a group called Outkast intoning women to shake it out on the dance floor. Refers back to when people used to wave around or fan their instant photos in order to dry them. The popularity of this song/phrase caused the Polaroid company to put out a press release warning people NOT to shake today's Polaroids because it would ruin them.
She knew how to attract men: she would get out on the dance floor and shake it like a Polaroid picture!
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master shake 

Alter ego of crime fighting super hero The Drizzle a.k.a The Fume a.k.a The Puddle.
By day he is Master Shake, mild-mannered shake. But, by night he is The Drizzle, protector of justice.
master shake by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Shakespeare Dump 

When you go to take a dump and it is very loud and violent sounding yet nothing has come out. It is full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
I am so upset. I thought I had to deuce but it turned into a Shakespeare Dump - it was loud and gross sounding, but nothing came out.
Shakespeare Dump by Roostafa March 31, 2010

Shakespearean Drunk 

The point of inebriation where one becomes possessed of legendary eloquence.
May or may not involve lecturing people endlessly on things that they probably do not want to hear.
Alice reached the magic level of Shakespearean drunk and was able to sing "The Elements" by Tom Lehrer

Ryan got Shakespearean drunk at the Halloween party and lectured me for twenty minutes about how my William Wallace costume contained multiple anachronisms.

Shakerchied 

only usable in orgies consisting of one guy and 10 or more women. there is no limit to how many women can be involved. and the guy has to be a shakerchi. VERY ADVANCED POSITION!

1. your fucking the girl then she comments on your guns and then you cum on her and she sprays gold on the abs

2. when you line up 10 or more women up in a line, all on all fours, and just run across them all while dick slapping their faces. then you cum on all their faces then simultaneously spray paint there tits gold
Girl 1: I was at that orgy last night with that shakerchi guy with the 12 inch penis and 468 girls when out of nowhere he shakerchied all of us! it was magic.

Danica: I think i was there....
AND I LOVED IT!
He is an amazing guy with great qualities, loved by all extremely handsome. Every girls dream guy. A parents favorite out of all the guy’s you’ll meet.
When will I marry a shakeel?
Shakeel by Ohno29 April 13, 2021

Ghost Shake 

A malicous act performed by one member of a handshake in which the "ghoster" draws his thumb into his palm immediately preceeding commencment of the handshake thereby causing the "non-ghoster" to slide his hand up the "ghoster's" arm in obvious embarassement.

The act is usually performed on high ranking officials such as the principal at a graduation.
Wow, did you see Matt ghost Principal Adams at graduation?