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Bronx High School of Science

Synonymous with insomnia, stress, mental instability, and in some cases suicide.
Zombie infestation in the basement and on the third floor of Bronx High School of Science.
by bxscizombie May 17, 2011
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the academy for science and design

Called ASD, it is by far the worst school ever.

It contains girls who think they're awesome but they really aren't. I only know two girls who are actually cool there. Most of them think that aeropostale is the most fashionable brand (hint: it's not) and are hideous with glasses.

The guys are all obsessed with video games and computer programming (I know, wtf?)
Most people at ASD are Indians who think they're attractive/cool but in fact are not. The academics are great but socially it's the worst school ever (I mean seriously? There were like 15 graduates last year!!!!!!!). Also the teachers there are extremely biased.
Person 1: Have you heard of the Academy for Science and Design?
Person 2: Yeah, isn't that the smart person school?
Person 1: Uh huh, but the people are annoying.
by tickkkkyy January 22, 2015
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doctor science

A somewhat sarcastic nickname given to somebody who just gave a random scientific fact that might have something to do with the current conversation.

Originated from the original Doctor Science, a character belonging to comedian Dan Coffey, who "knows more than you do", has "a masters degree! In Science!", and would answer questions about random yet silly science with bogus yet silly answers (and even had a television show for a season or two in the states).
Q: Dear Doctor Science, if the speed of light is 186,000 miles per hour, what's the speed of dark?

A: Well, since dark is broken light, it doesn't really have a speed; it just kind of sits around until somebody turns on the light.
by ke6isf August 9, 2004
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consensus science

The first and last refuge of the clueless. Essentially an oxymoron, since the mechanisms of "consensus" (in the sociological sense) and the methods of science are mutually exclusive.
Consensus science teaches us that the sky is going to fall.
by Rod Brock April 6, 2008
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The Science Experiment

When someone walks out naked in a lab coat with a lab table, ties down the victim to said lab table naked, ass up
and takes an entire bottle of the hottest hot sauce and pours it all, into said persons anus.then, the person corks it.then the scientist spoon feeds the person laxatives and waits for the volcano to erupt
I totally did The Science Experiment to this chick last night
by Chris Jedzinack November 21, 2010
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Hot science teacher

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Ms strazzera is a hot science teacher
by Mak mak cheese July 21, 2021
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edison fantasy science

It's a very cool steampunk manga.
Milo is a teen living in a small town under a huge waterfall which fall from the surface.She excel in building mechanical machines to help others.But once a strange war machine fall down from the surface and Milo's life changes for ever.
Edison fantasy science: a cool steampunk manga
by jmbslave December 8, 2007
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