salami sandwich

When a girl is sandwiched between two thirsty guys in the club

"Oh I was Salami Sandwiched by 2 guys - One was whitebread the other was wholemeal, and i was the salami"

by daddybells October 22, 2017

a salamanders ballsack

The username of the SECOND coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you than anything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally killyourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technically far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything.

Worship, or perish.

1: Have you ever met a salamanders ballsack?
2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.

1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?
2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.

by urban peepeeface April 15, 2021

Moons over Salami

- while in a position of sixty nine. The sexually receiving partner who is on the bottom gets oral pleasure while eating breakfast off the ass of a male sexual partner who is on top. Slidin' maybe added before Salami if a titty fuck is being performed at the same time.

Gal One: I wonder why Jessica always goes for culinary guys with a nice butt?

Gal Two: That's no secret, she can't stop talking about how Moons over Salami is her favorite thing in the world. With her B cups she'll probably marry the first guy talented enough to do Moons over Slidin' Salami.

by Dave W. Deathrock July 10, 2010

salami guy

cool guy in cb (defitinitely not made by me)

woah its salami guy hes so cool he gets bitches(men too)

by salami guy November 18, 2022

Fire Salamander2000

A very powerful warrior who uses fire energy to defeat his enemies. He is also a very excellent spriter and lives in the lair of Zetasphere.

I Firesalamander2K will smite you with my magma blade.

by Some Dude March 27, 2003

Black Salami

A man with a BBC(Big black cock) who can literally fuck his own ass

Look at the size of his cock
That’s why people call him Black Salami

by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

Saam

A beautiful black human being who came to earth after world war 2.
Saam is a very sexy human being with black skin.

Saam you.

by Saampoo August 27, 2019