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Saam is the kind of guy you want to be. He's 6 foot 7 inches tall and apart of notorious street gang known as the "Bloods". He is also known to be packin' the biggest cock that even make the men on jealous. He usually tends to be seen hanging out at 18+ parties, in school staff rooms, or staff female toilets. He also tends to hang back after class in classes when a female teacher offers him a "helping hand" with his studies. This guy knows every trick in the book to pull chicks and is just an all-round sex-machine. He's well known for going for chick above his age group (18 - 30 years old) specifically the English teachers in his school but more commonly the Digital Visual Communication teachers which can be seen with a bit of jizz on heir faces as they exit the class while walking side to side. He always dominates anyone who he's up against in a fight which is regularly staged around the turf at lunch, but people don’t even show up as their all too scared to face him. If this guy takes you under his wing, you are so fucking lucky! He's superb at Fortnite dances, drinking, ripping fat hits on the bong, and fucking chicks at the wildest parties while he's crossfaded. He likes to contribute to his schools reputation by beig apart of the premiere rugby and rowig team. If you see him out in public, just give him a blowjob (not if you're a man). Just do it, you won't regret it!
Hot Chick 1: "OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! Is that a Saam over there doing Fortnite dances?"
Hot Chick 2: "Holy shit! guys that can do Fortnite dances always have the biggest cocks!
Hot Chick 1: "Let's go and see if he can fuck us! my pussy is dripping as much as Niagara Falls just by looking at him"
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by DumbDumbWantGumGum June 17, 2020
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to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
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The even better version of a Sam. Remember to always put extra emphasis on the A. They're a stronger sam!
Sam, stop being such a Saam! It's too overpowered!
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"Damn Sam did you see your name in that email the dean sent out?", "Screw you man that said SAAM not Sam".
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A beautiful black human being who came to earth after world war 2.
Saam is a very sexy human being with black skin.
Saam you.
by Saampoo August 27, 2019
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