rolling a one

Slang term for not coming into work by rolling dice and getting a 1.

"Hey where is wacho?"
"He rolled a one."

by tehlolz March 24, 2005

rolling

when a group of people get together to throw toilet paper into trees and bushes of someone's yard late at night while everyone is sleeping. The target is normally a teacher or professor. In the south rolling is considered a form of endearment. In the north, it is considered to be disrespectful. Normally accompanied by forking.

Wanna go rolling the profs house tomorrow night?

by jinju August 1, 2010

rolling

laughing extremely hard

Dat shyt was so funny...i was rolling

by k March 11, 2005

Rolling In The Deep

Having sex with a fat girl. The name speaks for itself.

Bob: Hey, so what's that Adele song about?

Adam: "Rolling In The Deep" is a euphemism for having sex with a fattie. Adele is pained because she thought the guy loved her, but instead just wanted a one night stand.

Bob: Ah, you can't blame him. Nobody would actually date a fat chick.

Adam: Indeed. He led her on. He had her heart and soul and played it to the beat.

by AficionadoPerri December 17, 2011

Rolling Stone

a good magazine based on pop culture and rock that give good music reviews, but they don't know everything.
they don't know shit about politics, and just hate Bush even though they don't know a fuckin thing.
plus, all they ever talk about is Bruce Springsteen, and are always commemorating Bob Dylan on every single issue and all the time. they are great musicians, and i'm not dissing them, but please like i said CUT THE SHIT. we know, they are great musicians, but you make them look bad, they are not meant to be worshipped.
or, if so, they definetly not by you guys at least. Please.

GUY1 - dude, i love Rolling Stone, they gave Avril Lavigne a good review.
GUY2 - okay seriosly shut the fuck up.

by BagpipeHustler November 24, 2007

Rolling in the Deep

Having enthusiastic sex with a corpulent woman who is also an amazing singer.

We could have had it all, rolling in the deep.

by gabrielhudson May 15, 2011

rolling in the deep

A lame alternative to injection into the veins, inserting tampons soaked in ethanol into the vagina or anus to reach a high blood alcohol level easily, prevent vomiting and breathalyser detection.

She died after rolling in the deep too much, the doctors had no idea she was in an alcoholic coma until it was too late.

by slickidiot November 19, 2011