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Race monger

by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012
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speed racer

A dealer who delivers your crystal meth very quickly.
I called John five minutes ago and he's already here! What a speed racer!
by gunnisfunn May 10, 2009
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boy racer

A level headed young male between the age of 17-25 who sensibly makes modifications to his vehicle to improve performance. The use of offensive stickers, spoliers borrowed from British Airways, clear tail-lights that give you a headache and practical rims that cost more than the car are all well implemented by the boy racer. As all boy racers are aware, such modifications make a car not only cool but endlessly faster. Most boy racers obtain this valuable information from such reliable sources as their mates.

Boy racers are also known to drive recklessly, as doing so clearly helps in impressing the opposite sex and compensating for sexual inadequacy. The effect that this has on sensible motorists and elderly pedestrians is generally not taken into consideration. It is not a widely held belief amongst boy racers that motorists will eventually tire of them and encourage them off the road in a pick-up truck, or pedestrains will get a sudden urge of adrenaline and hurl a rock through their window and/or plastic spoiler. However, some motorists theorise this will happen.

In conclusion, boy racers make excellent 'airfix' style modifications to their vehicle and spend an admiral amount of time and money modifying a cheap, crappy car with a small engine. Srangely, these modifications never seem to improve performance. They also drive with extreme charisma, few people could claim to handle a vehicle with such spectacular incompetance.

Just don't ask them to change the oil filter, drive up an incline or reverse a trailer.
Typical boy racer: A young lad possesing a greater amount of hair wax than brain cells, in posession of a Citroen Saxo 1.1 litre which his mother has paid for and has sensibly had the kind of money spent on it with which you could conceivably buy a decent car.
by Electric_blues September 14, 2008
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PC Master Race

The complete idiots of the gaming world. If you thought console fanboys were bad, think again. Though not all of them are bad, the majority are.
Person 1: Sweet! I got a Super Nintendo!
PC Fuckboy: OMG GAY CONSOLES SUCK ASS EWW THE GRAPHICS LOOK LIKE SHIT MY PC CAN RUN GTA 5 3000 FPS MAX SETTINGS BITCH PC MASTER RACE
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by Error 0x0 December 6, 2018
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Racebender

Movies or TV series based on other fiction or history where the race of a character are non-Caucasian but are cast with Caucasian actors. Coined to describe the movie The Last Airbender where clearly asian characters of the anime series Avatar The Last Airbender are cast with white actors.
Avatar The Last Racebender was a terrible movie which had the main character Aang played by a white kid.

The Karate Kid remake does not count as a racebender, since the whole story was altered.

Al Jolson in The Jazz Singer wearing blackface was the first racebender.
by spacechampion July 5, 2010
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Racer chaser

Someone who chases after people who drive races cars for a living or fun
Dang that girl is a racer chaser alright she was just all over #20 last week npw shes going to #53 this week that's low
by Racer chaser October 3, 2016
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The Amazing Race

The ultimate contest of virility. Any number of male contestants deposit their seed into a cup, the contents of which are then swirled and loaded into a turkey baster. The course consists of a willing female participant, and the winner is determined 9 months later with the aid of a paternity test.
You, sir, may have an inch on me, but I dare say, my swimmers are stronger. I challenge you to the Amazing Race!
by Eugenecist January 11, 2013
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