Retarded hot

When you see a girl that has looks way above par. You stop and you're mouth hangs open in a gaping fashion. Causing you to look slightly retarded.

Someones Sister: My boobs bounce!!!

Clint: *drooling* They, Uh, Sure do..

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005

Retard

A retard is a person who does a Scientology course and thinks that it contained valuable information.

Mike thought that that COS management course was really clever - what a retard!

by Bobb The Snob August 5, 2012

burger king retard

A mentally retarded Burger King employee that sings a song about working at Burger King all day and offers people an "apple pie with dat"

Burger King Retard's song example: "I work at Burger King making flame broiled whoppers, I wear paper hat. Would you like an apple pie with dat? Would you like an apple pie with dat? Ding fries are done! Ding fries are done! I gotta run!...."
Please look up Burger King Retard on Google for more.

You are dumber than the Burger King Retard!

by Jonny Ray January 10, 2007

Retardicle

Anyone who is not Smarticle

Some one Stupid, Ignorant or Annoying you would call them retardicle

by Mrs.Jakcson November 6, 2007

retardophile

One who finds themselves attracted to mentally challenged individuals.

"Dude, I know Christy's retarded but I find her blonde hair and snotty nose hot! I gotta get me some of that!! She's special!!!

So what if I'm a retardophile."

by Panties Stang March 21, 2010

retarded jack

Someone who is completely retarded when sexually active but usually a stinky ass turd and needs to get friends.

Jack was really a retarded jack when he tried to do the sixty-nine position with Desere, the fat stinky hoe of the town.

by Chink Ming November 22, 2013

Retardium

The material of stupid, it is highly toxic and exposure should be minimal.

I listened to the Republic Debate last night and i got a Retardium overdose.

by Rallehop March 21, 2016