Jack the retard

Jack the Retard is well.... a retard most obvioulsy. Also he is the only retard to get a job; he is a star wars producer working under john lucas
Good for Jack the Retard

there goes jack the retard; the only retard to get a job

by Patty December 12, 2004

Retardation

1. When something stupid and annoying happens to you.
2. When a stupid and annoying person pesters you for more than two seconds.

Uhh, freaking retardation... people kept knocking me down in P.E.

by Sgt. Gemstone March 3, 2007

kick ball retard

The person chosen last when picking teams.

Dude, pick me so I'm not the kick ball retard.

by Nyquil Jones November 6, 2007

retardariffic

Adjective used to describe a person,place,thing or idea that is so retarded it is beyond retarded

The movie "Maid in Manhattan" is completely retardariffic!!

by lilmisnonchalant May 10, 2006

retardamundo

When someone or something is beyond stupid...acting recklessly...not thinking before doing.

Is that guy drinking anti-freeze? How retardamundo!!

by Stephen McDonnell September 30, 2007

Retard Parade

When your IQ temporarily drops an extreme amount and the sound of a parade plays in your mind. Usually caused by extreme joy and/or surprise.

Dude....my mind just went on a retard parade...

by radaradarada December 19, 2008

retardaholic

A person who is addicted to repeating stupid acts on an ongoing basis. No matter what the outcome is they still continue to do it. Similar to an alcoholic.

That guy is a retardaholic, he keeps touching the electric fence.

by raiderbill September 1, 2009