rub my bean

slang for when a man or woman rubs a womans clitoris

janet: did u have sex with paul tonight?
michelle: no but im so horny im goin to go home and rub my bean

by legal Beagle August 30, 2010

rub one off

to masturbate quickly until climax. pleasure is not always the primary reason for it.

She left her shoes her? I'm gonna go rub one off in her shoe.

by crazywhores May 2, 2003

Rubbing on your tits

The female version of "busting one's balls" or a friendly reminder that you're only joking.

Matt: "Brenner you ugly!"
Brenner: "Shut up!"
Timmy: "chill We're just rubbing on your tits."

by Arby2013 October 15, 2009

Dick Rub Club

A place where you can go and be alone to masterbate. It has exceptional porn.

O man I just got back from a family vacation. I need to make a visit to the dick rub club

by erein September 13, 2004

rub one out

A sneaky way of saying masurbation.

Hey man, we're gonna head down to the gym and shoot some hoops. Wanna come?

Nah, I'm kinda tired, I'm gonna go rub one out and take a nap.

by Unfairman January 10, 2004

Rub My Kitty

What she says when she wants a little love action on that pussy.

Rachel: Please come home. I need you to rub my kitty.

Roger: On my way!

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2018

rub job

When a girl traps your cock between the bare soles of her feet and uses her left sole to immobilize the cock and hold it firmly in place, while she uses her right sole to rub your cock vertically-up and down, up and down-applying continuous pressure to the sweetspot on the underside of your shaft-til she makes you come, all over the soft, baresoles of her freshly pedicured, satiny-smooth, bare feet.

Steve: "'I know you're really into feet, did you get what you wanted from Cally last night?

Frank: "Yes, I did, as a matter of fact. Cally performed a rub job on me between her baby-soft, "feels-so-good" bare soles. And did she ever drain my balls and make me come!"

by ken208 October 22, 2015