Royal

it means cool. when something is ill its "royal"

damn, that party last night was fuckin royal.

that benz on 19s was royal as hell.

it would be so royal if i got to go to the Beck concert.

by ryan February 2, 2004

Royal Flush

The physical act of pushing a person's head into the toilet and pulling the chain (or pressing the button, for all you modern cistern types).

Suitable initiation/punishment for freshmen, especially new attendees of upper crust boarding schools (making the "Royal" especially apropos).

So, whatever happened to that young pimply Venables boy we saw around the traps?

I gave him the Royal flush during recess.

Very good, Hawthorne.

by vanderspoor August 29, 2011

royalled

Fucked. From "Royally Fucked".

Dude, I royalled that bitch, it was like totally.

by Apotheosis June 1, 2003

royal slurpee

A synonym for anal slurpee, but with a slight amount of orange juice being added towards the end.

Jonny needs to stop giving away a royal slurpee to every guy he knows.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

royal colonic

Noun. (n) When one pops the cork of a Champagne bottle using one's sphincter, thus allowing the champagne to erupt into the anal canal.

Zach: Wow, just had the best royal colonic, I'm feeling real fresh now..

by jack sallisse November 24, 2013

royale high

A game on roblox were most of the players are fruity. you can collect sets and stuff to but the december’s dream is dog shit. Halos are rare

“Royale high is down again”

by Hiimcoollollolyes February 20, 2022

A Royal Flush

First flush: You have made a big dumb in the toilet, and you have to flush it before wiping - or else it will stop the toilet.

Second flush: After wiping you flush again. This usually makes the toilet have less water in it.

Third flush: In order to leave the toilet ready for the next to come, you flush again so water rises up to the normal level.

I just made a royal flush in there, but everything is fine now.

by I´am the real D2 February 6, 2014