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Noun. (n) When one pops the cork of a Champagne bottle using one's sphincter, thus allowing the champagne to erupt into the anal canal.
Zach: Wow, just had the best royal colonic, I'm feeling real fresh now..
by jack sallisse November 24, 2013
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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